Y’know, for Halloween.
Do I know you?
How much Schadenfreude would you like? Just a sliver? Oh, no, go ahead and have a big slice. Treat yourself.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why The Man© doesn’t want San Franciscans to have front yards.
At least the poor bastard died with a smile on his face.
Time for the Pigeon of the Month Club’s Halloween intrainter-special cannibalism edition. The horror!
Costume ideas
Petulant teen; creamed corn; tooth hat; Morrissey; taciturn neighbor; sexy senior; artichoke (good group costume, see also ramekins of mayonnaise); undead youth culture; hen-of-the-woods, fruits-of-the-forest, other suitable hyphenate; lunchlady (unisex); dad pun; Graham Greene; cooties; me; Helmet & House of Pain; PeeChee Folder; spiral-cut ham; flibbertigibbet.
Just add unemployment!
