Militant scowling kitties: bring them into your home and expect to be sent into the cold city night to score Nip for them at all hours. And you’ll do it, because demanding as they are, they’re your sweet widdle furballs and you can deny them nothing.
God forbid that you forget to pick up a few extra bags of Whiskas on the way home, you know how these black-eyed beasties get when they’re coming down.