The vitriol of Portlanders. Best keep quiet, lest they hear the Californian in your voice. Ask for “eye-talian” dressing, and they’ll take you as one of their poor relations. Smile a lot, look stoned. Portlanders are the nicest people you’ll ever want to meet. After New York, this is the goddamned end of the rainbow.
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