FINDINGSWith an overall rating of 8.21428571, we could certainly improve.  Odds are that you’re inflating our grades to make us feel better.  Around half of you are terrible accidents of science; the other half are dedicated followers of local interest stories that hew to the gutter.  We like that about you. You seem to enjoy your snark accompanied by supporting imagery.  Should we get knifed while on our rounds, expect a picture and some snappy copy. Relatedly, the above image illustrates the difficulty of carrying on these endeavors with the 2 megapixel phone camera.  At least one of you is interested in replacing the linguistical pharyngeal throat-clearing with the exclamations of the Juu language: !how very intriguing! Almost universally, you share our failings in that you have an excess of civic pride.  We can mutually validate one another in this respect, justifying that what we spend in rent and guile is worth it.  Thank you for sharing: this is a project about the city as much as it is for the city, and you can help.  Keep your eyes open, take nothing for granted, and please, move to the rear of the bus.         
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FINDINGS

With an overall rating of 8.21428571, we could certainly improve.  Odds are that you’re inflating our grades to make us feel better. 

Around half of you are terrible accidents of science; the other half are dedicated followers of local interest stories that hew to the gutter.  We like that about you.

You seem to enjoy your snark accompanied by supporting imagery.  Should we get knifed while on our rounds, expect a picture and some snappy copy. Relatedly, the above image illustrates the difficulty of carrying on these endeavors with the 2 megapixel phone camera. 

At least one of you is interested in replacing the linguistical pharyngeal throat-clearing with the exclamations of the Juu language: !how very intriguing!

Almost universally, you share our failings in that you have an excess of civic pride.  We can mutually validate one another in this respect, justifying that what we spend in rent and guile is worth it. 
Thank you for sharing: this is a project about the city as much as it is for the city, and you can help. 
Keep your eyes open, take nothing for granted, and please, move to the rear of the bus.