Costume ideas

Petulant teen; creamed corn; tooth hat; Morrissey; taciturn neighbor; sexy senior; artichoke (good group costume, see also ramekins of mayonnaise); undead youth culture; hen-of-the-woods, fruits-of-the-forest, other suitable hyphenate; lunchlady (unisex); dad pun; Graham Greene; cooties; me; Helmet & House of Pain; PeeChee Folder; spiral-cut ham; flibbertigibbet.