You stand outside for a full minute, thinking, “Well, it’s quieter in there than anywhere else in this town.  Maybe they would make me a Manhattan?  Maybe I won’t care about the overt obnoxiousness?”  If you were in the city, you would take a picture and laugh.  Congratulations.  You have discovered a way to bend time and space, and also all your dearly held beliefs about quality over consumption.  Also, you are looking for a bar that is not playing Shakira remixes.  A subtle bar.  In Tahoe.  On Saturday night.
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You stand outside for a full minute, thinking, “Well, it’s quieter in there than anywhere else in this town.  Maybe they would make me a Manhattan?  Maybe I won’t care about the overt obnoxiousness?” 


If you were in the city, you would take a picture and laugh. 


Congratulations.  You have discovered a way to bend time and space, and also all your dearly held beliefs about quality over consumption.  Also, you are looking for a bar that is not playing Shakira remixes.  A subtle bar.  In Tahoe.  On Saturday night.