Well doesn’t that just tear it? Throw out your soul albums and give up golf, because there is no such thing as a post-racial world.
Ghostride the Suburban, but not so hard as to look like you’re trying. In fact, sit a while, slack in the manner suggestive of a kitten in a ray of sun.
Divide width by two double-wide strollers, mothers, additional attention-challenged toddlers, multiply by number of stringy banshees pushing themselves backwards in wheelchairs and add Streetsheet peddler.
The sum is a complex number and the amount of time you have to navigate once-wide stretch of Tenderloin sidewalk.
Can we all agree that, in order to freshen the argument, we should substitute “beatnik” for “hipster” in all future invectives? I thank you in advance for giving up your tired arguments.
Hereafter, also refer to “weed” as “tea;” squares are squares and there are no substitutions.
Oh, Tenderloin, you got me a present for Christmas?
Never forget!
With regard to poetry
Every haiku of the Tenderloin on a hot day ends the same:
"Bitches be crazy."
The Bubbleman of Eddy and Larkin.
“People be hatin’ on the bubbles, but for every one person that complains,
they’s a hunnid that love it.”
Blow on, you crazy bubble maker.
Not what you should look for in an “I’m working late and need to stay focused” cup, but they’re so damned nice here, you keep going back for more.
Note: get the half hot chocolate and fill the rest with hazelnut coffee: save your triple macchiato for Ritual, Golden Gate Croissant doesn’t judge.
"Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice that we both use cilantro and jalapeño in our respective cuisines."
"You don’t say? Let us unite our love of these potentially polarizing flavors: shall we say, your place?"
Wrap Delight, Larkin, now more Mexican.
In answer to your question, what I did this weekend.
The Ministry of Convenience, despite the seeming banality of its Overlord Emoticon, is a fearful place populated by the sugar-coated and seldom-washed.
However, Fudgesicles.
Sexy neopolitan-flavored edifice.
I have a pretty good relationship with this building, because it usually means I’m leaving work when I see it. Sometimes it shows off in the waning light of day.