Time to start working on that ApartmentTherapy.com guest post.
There’s a little loop of rope in front of this. That’s how they trap the San Franciscans who’re into “type.” Keep the losers who fall for it in a pen, pit them against each other. An honest form of entertainment in the wildlands of Alameda.
Best birthday ever?
While I knew what this was about, they still wouldn’t let me take it home with me.
Just as well, would have been an awkward bus-&-BART ride.