It’s a thin line between window dressing and nightmares these days.
It was high time someone cut out the middleman and went straight to bottling vomit.
What’s going on here?
A) zombie birds eat tails, not brains
B) avian shakedown
C) UFC stands for Ultimate Feather Chowdown
D) pigeon flesh gives immortality
E) other (specify)
One for you and a friend. Or, one for you to break and release the spirit of the demon kitty inside.
The other maybe in the bathroom?