Exhibit A.
He’s got an idea for a sitcom. A baseball team. A cast of goofs living in a house just off Alamo Square. Lovable losers, lotharios and scamps: people just eat that stuff up with a spoon.
Bob Kantor, proprietor of Memphis Minnie’s, laughs when I ask if he parked on Haight Street.
“Not this year.”
Awfully decent of the boys, the place was a right mess.
Lower Haight residents fear the influx of featureless Caucasians, and all that post-modern glass.
If it’s happening, it’s happening in Lower Haight.
Untitled (Self portrait with analogously colored candy wrappers)
San Francisco, January 2012
Collection of the artist
1.09661.12
Tra-la-la.
Your neighbors would like to remind you where you reside.
The real estate equivalent of buying cereal for the toy.
A photograph of Lower Haight, now with 100% less Muni.
The Society, now with 30% more loitering on street corners.
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