It’s time you learned where pigeons come from, he said, and took you by the shoulders, pointed you at the asphalt where the feathery mess issued forth.
Ick, that’s not how the boys down the street described it.
Roast those nuts, because December’s Pigeon of the Month ensures your next batch of walnuts will possess maximum cooties.
Seriously, don’t I hope you don’t suck on your nutshells.
The Pigeon of the Month Club’s November entry calls for a song:
Itchy Pigeon got all his toes!
Itchy Pigeon is the best I knows!
Pigeon got lice, Pigeon got bugs,
But Pigeon is nice and deserving of hugs.
Do not kick Pigeon.
The end.
(it is worth noting that a four year-old helped to pen the tune)
Democracy and pigeons: vote now for May’s pigeon of the month.
Know your enemy.
WE are so amiss, having forgotten the most enduring of symbols, that unsurpassed example, surely the city’s greatest work of kineticism.
Grisly, but you cannot look away. The carnage!