You throw a rock, you hit a unicyclist in this town.
And do me a favor: throw it hard.
This is like choose your own adventure for the urbane blogset. Which way will you go?
1. These boys figured out that skating UN Plaza was no way to make it into Tenderloin Geographic Society.
2. Clown culture, we’re coming for you next.
3. If gears are for queers, then handlebars are for …fuck it, google a rhyming dictionary and get back to me.