A Little Joke
Q: How do you turn down the Invisible Man?
A: Tell him you’re seeing someone.
Q: What does a snail say when it rides on a turtle’s back?
A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Q: What does a snail say when it rides on a turtle’s back? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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