Now that you mention it, I wish I had.
Here, in my dentist’s office, they’re considered Chomps.
Even C.H.U.D. is getting into this hot real estate market. But you’ll get gouged on rent.
I prefer live newt girls.
Comedy is different here, a deep guffaw worth more than the snaky chuckle of you city people on the Coasts.
A Little Joke
Q: How do you turn down the Invisible Man?
A: Tell him you’re seeing someone.
Q: What does a snail say when it rides on a turtle’s back?
A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
