“Hi, do you know Jesus?” “Who doesn’t know Jesus?  Dude gets around.” NEVER reply with a joke answer unless you want company for the walk from Civic Center to Sutter.  Please note that anyone asking the first question may not read your flippancy as such.  When you’re asked how long you’ve been walking with Jesus, feel free to shrug and say something about Jesus building your hotrod, as Evangelists are almost universally not fans of Ministry.  
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“Hi, do you know Jesus?”

“Who doesn’t know Jesus?  Dude gets around.”

NEVER reply with a joke answer unless you want company for the walk from Civic Center to Sutter.  Please note that anyone asking the first question may not read your flippancy as such.  When you’re asked how long you’ve been walking with Jesus, feel free to shrug and say something about Jesus building your hotrod, as Evangelists are almost universally not fans of Ministry.