The Examiner abides by its historically insightful headlines, but dates itself somewhat with this latest.
Depending on your feelings about the matter, someone at the Examiner is either getting paid too much, or too little.
Examiner employs excessive errant alliteration.
Those were the days.
“Air conditioning.” The Examiner means standing in the yogurt aisle at Safeway.
Looking to the archives: actions that clearly worked as planned.
Not marginally better than “First & Ten, do it again,” nor an improvement over “You traveled,
You walked,
You took too many steps.
The next time you travel take the B-U-S!”
He had it coming.
That’s right, the masterminds at the Examiner built a TIME MACHINE. What’d you do, eat some pie? Lesson learned: don’t underestimate the power of the free press.
