Sirs,
We would like to inquire as to the cost of a full order of Fire and Ruin Views.
Additionally, we would like to purchase the corollary panoramas mentioned in your advertisement. Barring admittance to a contraption that will allow 105 years of travel (plus three months), please accept our apologies for the tardiness of payment.
Very Truly Yours,
The Society
The Tenderloin Geographic Society in 1906.
We’d like to take a moment and reflect on our soon-to-be-departed colleague, The Sexpigeon. Godspeed, you pale library, you destroyer of livers! May the residents of that city which is either Mama Bear cool or Papa Bear hot appreciate being served something that is just right.
We dedicate this week’s insufferable output to the prodigious inspiration and talent of La Paloma del Sexo.
