All I see is “jam” and “balls.”
SEXY PING PONG.
a red paddle in your back pocket signifies that you’re a lot to handle, whereas one in your front pocket means you’re looking to score tonight.
a blue paddle in your back pocket means that you’re a little shy (but game!). Same in the front pocket is the signal that you don’t have any back pockets.
if you keep your paddle (of either color) in your hand, you’re always ready for action.
Somebody left a used condom in the secondary ping pong room last Friday! It’s like the Berlin club scene really has come to life right here in the Mission!
That’s right. AMERICAN TRIPPS is officially the sexiest ping pong party in town. And it’s happening again this Friday! RSVP and invite your friends.
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Today, ping pong. Tomorrow, tetherball. Next week, a game to the death played with a prime number of leather-bound balls filled with sawdust. Balls, balls, balls.
On one hand, a beautiful robot that unlooses elegant arcs, ellipses that wonder where the old world has gone…And the foes, those dogmatic children–unimpressed, skeptical–respond with their paddles. They will inherit an airless world bereft of such eloquence.