Predictions of 2012!
The future, just as shiny as you expected, being covered in trauma blankets & motherboards.
Predictions of 2012!
That crazy Mayan calendar stuff? That was just an evite to this place. They’ve got two kegs and have hired a magician.
Predictions of 2012!
You finally see your dream become a reality when your Streets of San Francisco-themed work gets a big show. An opus of Karl Malden superimposed with Clint Howard will be purchased for SFMoMA’s collection.
Predictions of 2012!
This doll will not become sentient and kill your family, and you won’t have to burn the house down to end the torment. Well that’s one less thing to worry about.
Predictions of 2012!
Pterodactyls.
Predictions of 2012!
While cockfighting will remain “illegal,” the large local population of Brewer’s Blackbirds will inspire entrepreneurs to engage in above board matches between the tiny titans.
Predictions of 2012!
The penultimate triumph of style over fashion.
Predictions of 2012!
Look sharp: there will be a best-dressed contest on the bus, and the event will be hosted by whomever is wearing a bow-tie.
Predictions of 2012!
All San Francisco residents having knowledge of the city for more than ten (10) years will be required by law to provide support for at least one tourist in a calendar year period. Assistance can include (but is not limited to): directions/map reading, aid in finding “famous” areas, restaurant suggestions outside of Chinatown, historical edification, and guidance on what not to wear as to be an easy mark in the Tenderloin.
Predictions of 2012!
Lucky you, PG&E is rolling out tiny reactors to a neighborhood near you. With colorways including serenity teal (pictured here) and safety orange, never worry about exploding manhole covers again.
