Slavish to fashion, the seasonal aisle.
The Captain is available for weddings, ship launches, scuttling the French fleet.
The dough bunny makes the case for life beginning at conception.
There is a prize for this kind of design work. It is, however, not a prize one would like to win.
New this Spring on Lifetime: she’s a by-the-books telepathic Catholic, he’s a faith healing snake handler questioning his faith. Together, they’re on a VisionQuest!
Existentialist dogs come in two camps: sublime and morose.
My own dog was an ill-proportioned mutt, the body of a black lab with the legs of a Corgy, and to walk him was an exercise in ego.
No matter: like any good Lassie or Yeller, he saved my life at least once, and had dignity enough to remain undefined by such a bowl.
It’s a ploy that sighs, Do I have to do everything for you? But ultimately, brilliant, brilliant. We can hope for a bag of crumbs someday.
Terroir of Terror
