Quaffable and electable, with a smart nose and a structured palate.
And now, a word from our Hawaiian correspondents.
Terrible metaphor, didn’t think it had the legs to go on that long. Bet Boehner knows what’s got legs.
Scientists discover evidence of a second brain in the presidential candidate’s chin.
Much cheaper than a subscription to The Economist, this coffehouse bulletin board.
The Skeksis agenda.
Scientists find new use for miracle material: gluing shut the mouths of particularly heinous Republicans.
Republican outreach, but only for the Chinese.
Strange fantasies of San Francisco include (in order of improbability):
functional transit
affordable housing
employment
landlords allowing pets
mandatory tea breaks (with biscuits)
Willie Brown’s retirement
This campaign ephemera can now be re-purposed for more sinister uses. Can’t wait to find out how!
Don’t blame me, I voted Apocalypse.
What do San Francisco’s political machines have to fear from the serif?
David Chiu is telling you to get stoned and play with his campaign materials.
Trippy optics, and a good use of campaign funds, this.
If Joseph Beuys were to host a Mayoral Arts Forum, it would look like this.
And there would be no wine and cheese reception afterward.
Michael Krasny and Bevan Dufty play a round of grabby hands.

