Sir, if I had the dosh, you’d have your own cable access show by now.
…across Church Street from the Safeway, in the former Blockbuster Video building. They were closed, because they had been held-up the night before.
I wonder if the robbers brought their own masks.
Ideally, we could have something that would be uploaded directly to the brain, thereby freeing us up to not look like tourists.
This entire blog is a joke, actually.
a red paddle in your back pocket signifies that you’re a lot to handle, whereas one in your front pocket means you’re looking to score tonight.
a blue paddle in your back pocket means that you’re a little shy (but game!). Same in the front pocket is the signal that you don’t have any back pockets.
if you keep your paddle (of either color) in your hand, you’re always ready for action.
Somebody left a used condom in the secondary ping pong room last Friday! It’s like the Berlin club scene really has come to life right here in the Mission!
That’s right. AMERICAN TRIPPS is officially the sexiest ping pong party in town. And it’s happening again this Friday! RSVP and invite your friends.
And be sure to like American Tripps on Facebook.